whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Operation Purity has been aborted
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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