If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Randomize
