I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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