:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
