Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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