I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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