woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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