youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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