I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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