I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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