Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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