And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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