Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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