there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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