I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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