My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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