How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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