i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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