Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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