You're so nebulous sometimes
its not stalking. its research.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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