after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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