you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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