Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We need to rekindle our bromance
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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