if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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