physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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