I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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