if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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