i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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