I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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