There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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