I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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