Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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