just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Two words: nipple clamps
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