i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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