its not stalking. its research.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
