Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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