when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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