we have pet lesbian snakes
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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