hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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