So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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