We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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