I swear she didn't look like that last week.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
