Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
So. Much. Porn.
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