I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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