Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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