Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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