I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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