i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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