You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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