I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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